I don’t know....Eagle really needs to do something to manifest his prurient interests, but Georgetown is far away from his domicile (might be safer for him, lest Missus Eagle catches wind of his venture).Remember Britches of Georgetown? Now Eagle could start Skintight Britches of Georgetown, a new shop, very avant-garde, meant for all skintight aficionados, providing ever-tighter clothes to the public.
Motto: You may be able to put our clothes on your body, but you won't be able to take them off.
I know, it sounds rather like the roach motel...LOL
How about a print catalog? He can have prices and all, but he makes his diniro from selling his catalog to lechorous fools, such as us, that routinely get boofed by our better/other half, whilst trying to sneak a peak? We could look at Eagle’s catalog in the privacy of our garage or shop? This print stuff might catch on!