Every forecast of a massive snowstorm on its way, I stock up on Ice Melt, new snow shove, extra long snow scraper for the cars, etc.
Snow isn’t as bad as projected and I’m left with a hardware store array of snow storm accoutrements in the garage, Two blaze orange hunting suits in the house, purchased in case I get stuck in a drift, so I can be located and my snowblower also in the garage, not having been used in several years.
Howard, I’m going to have one of my truck drivers deliver a semi load of these items to you!
A load of what? Ice melt? How about getting someone to help shovel the snow, My parents can't do it and I'm the only one right now in The Family that shovels.