The Gov, as in the best damn gov in the whole wide world. With his Kennedy clan daughter. The pair on a par with the Chicken Church tho? I dunno. The chicken church was mighty good. That's not Pussy Galore with Connery, is it? Parts of her seem to have fallen.
How about a pair of Evinrudes attached to the entire structure? I am sure we could achieve hydroplaning if we could find an open stretch of water on the bayou.Fond as I am NOT of heat and humidity, I have to admit that the bayou tree house makes me tremble with excitement. Put a pirogue with an Evinrude tied up to the front 'porch' and I could just possibly be interested in an investment. Bass, 'gators and ducks? Yum!