The All Things Pasta Thread

[Howard]

I had to go back and look in a different spot!!!!

There is only one spot, T.

 

[Howard]

Where's the babe? Man can't live on food alone!

 

[Oldsarge]

 

[eagle2250]

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The entree perhaps for this nights dinner? Menu planning complete. Thanks for the motivation, my friend!

 

[eagle2250]

Now that one's got a mean set of eyes. Be careful, she could hurt you Howard! LOL.

 

[Big T]

There is only one spot, T.

Yes.....until the Missus sees you looking at another's "one spot". Then the boof to the noggin has you seeing many spots!

 

[Howard]

Yes.....until the Missus sees you looking at another's "one spot". Then the boof to the noggin has you seeing many spots!

That was funny, T.

 

[Howard]

Now that one's got a mean set of eyes. Be careful, she could hurt you Howard! LOL.

Don't worry I'll be gentle.

 

[Oldsarge]

'Polite' would be safer.

 

[Big T]

In any case Howard, always be mindful of what the females of the species, have in their hands, before you utter anything, no matter how innocuous, how cute, or how much you're joking. DAHIKT!

 

[Oldsarge]

 

[Oldsarge]

 

[eagle2250]

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Back in the day, we called that....statuesque and I would add, sexy! Egads, I find myself recalling the lyrics of that iconic Ronnie Milsap tune..."I'm having daydreams about night things, in the middle of the afternoon..."

 

[Oldsarge]

It's a Howard special!

 

[Howard]

In any case Howard, always be mindful of what the females of the species, have in their hands, before you utter anything, no matter how innocuous, how cute, or how much you're joking. DAHIKT!

I wouldn't say anything that'll ruin the conversation.

 

[Howard]

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WOW!

 

[Howard]

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This looks like a romantic dinner for 2.

 

[Howard]

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It's a Howard special!

I love the taste of fresh meatballs.

 

[Big T]

I wouldn't say anything that'll ruin the conversation.

It is not what might ruin the conversation, Howard! It is what that might injure you!

Have you ever been slapped in the face with a tennis shoe? Have you ever had a plugged in hair dryer winged at you, while you are in the shower? Good thing I was a pro at dodgeball in grade school!

 

[Howard]

It is not what might ruin the conversation, Howard! It is what that might injure you!

Have you ever been slapped in the face with a tennis shoe? Have you ever had a plugged in hair dryer winged at you, while you are in the shower? Good thing I was a pro at dodgeball in grade school!

Nope T, none of those things you mentioned has ever happened to me.