If the techi universe ever gets it's act together and starts shipping micro-chips again, perhaps the Ford Dealer will get off the hump and get me one of those brand new Bronco Sports in a Woodie configuration!
What we are looking at? I suggest to you that it is portraits of the movie character Bumblebee's (remember The Transformer movie series?) Great Grandmother and Great Father. Can you see the resemblance? LOL.